Coquito = Puerto Rican Egg Nog. A Borinquen Christmas staple. Although ridiculously delicious, it tends to be high in caloric value causing ‘Puerto Rican BOOTY’… unfortunately NOT quiiiiite as pretty as J Lo’s. I’m no Rachel Ray but to trim some of that extra fat, I created a recipe with a few swaps that your thighs and a$$ will thank you later for.